Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The letters I want to write...

There will be no further explanations for the following.

Dear really cute basketball coach at my school,

Please break up with your fiance. We were destined to be together. I know you touch everyones shoulder when you walk past them, and I know you are affectionate with EVERYONE, but what you don't understand is when you touch my shoulder I think I'm the only one. And you probably shouldn't talk. Because your country accent is adorable. So, I'll be waiting in room E*** whenever the engagment is broken.

Sincerly,

Me



Dear S,

You are cuter than the cute basketball coach, and probably love Jesus more. So if you'll just come through, the basketball coach can keep his fiance...she'll probably appreciate that.

Mucho Amor,

Me

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